Thursday, January 31, 2008
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
How to search the internet for porn
How to search the internet for porn is a question I am often asked so from now on I will refer all inquiries to this handy post.
1. The first thing you should do is tell all of your friends about your decision to watch adult sexually explicit videos on the web. It is important your friends and family know about this decision as they might have pertinent information regarding your tastes. You might have never known your roommate was into double anal scat porn but now he's telling you about all the German sites he's found over the years. Well sir you've just cut years of searching down to one conversation.
2. Know your tastes. It is very important for the average porn consumer to understand his or her tastes when it comes to porn. I'm sure there are millions and millions of people who are into the good ole vanilla dick in vagina porn. But if you're like any of my friends your porn tastes are a bit above (or below) average. So it's important that if you're into some thing like tranny dog fucking that you know where to look e.g. Germany- btw what is it with Germans and porn that shit is fucked.
3. Use Firefox.
4. Remember to clear the history of your computer for when the Wife, Hubby, Tranny comes home.
So there you have it a four step primer on how to get the most out of your porn experience on the internet.
1. The first thing you should do is tell all of your friends about your decision to watch adult sexually explicit videos on the web. It is important your friends and family know about this decision as they might have pertinent information regarding your tastes. You might have never known your roommate was into double anal scat porn but now he's telling you about all the German sites he's found over the years. Well sir you've just cut years of searching down to one conversation.
2. Know your tastes. It is very important for the average porn consumer to understand his or her tastes when it comes to porn. I'm sure there are millions and millions of people who are into the good ole vanilla dick in vagina porn. But if you're like any of my friends your porn tastes are a bit above (or below) average. So it's important that if you're into some thing like tranny dog fucking that you know where to look e.g. Germany- btw what is it with Germans and porn that shit is fucked.
3. Use Firefox.
4. Remember to clear the history of your computer for when the Wife, Hubby, Tranny comes home.
So there you have it a four step primer on how to get the most out of your porn experience on the internet.
Thursday, January 10, 2008
It's been a long time
I know I suck but alas I've been on a computer hiatus recently but I will be back and now we've got sfd on the keys so everything will be kosher.
love
beasty
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