It's lonely in space

Wow it's lonely in space. I think I might have teared up a little damnit.

I'm glad I'm not alone.

you know jimmy kimmell actually is kind of funny

Hilarious. I might have to start watching his show, or not.

ooooooo this chick's got fans

i mean really.

McCain sucks

silly shit McCain sucks.

we all need advice sometimes

Yes we do. So in honor of all your problems I Beasty will be taking questions from the masses and doling out my important expertise. So chittlins send me your questions about anything happening in your life. I will answer them with love and respect.

When does fashion week end?

yo is it over cos we need to hit some of these parties. We need to cover this shit or something right isn't this blog about fabulousness? maybe we'll get on it but alas we're poor and lazy bloggers.

yes we can

ok i'm a bit late but here's the obama vid. vote vote vote

oh and we're well aware that will.i.am is a douche but hey we like obama. except sfd who doesn't like anybody

when you found what you found

yo watch this bitches.

when you found what you found

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Good times on the tube

thanks to Dlisted for this.
awesome times on the tube

How to search the internet for porn

How to search the internet for porn is a question I am often asked so from now on I will refer all inquiries to this handy post.

1. The first thing you should do is tell all of your friends about your decision to watch adult sexually explicit videos on the web. It is important your friends and family know about this decision as they might have pertinent information regarding your tastes. You might have never known your roommate was into double anal scat porn but now he's telling you about all the German sites he's found over the years. Well sir you've just cut years of searching down to one conversation.

2. Know your tastes. It is very important for the average porn consumer to understand his or her tastes when it comes to porn. I'm sure there are millions and millions of people who are into the good ole vanilla dick in vagina porn. But if you're like any of my friends your porn tastes are a bit above (or below) average. So it's important that if you're into some thing like tranny dog fucking that you know where to look e.g. Germany- btw what is it with Germans and porn that shit is fucked.

3. Use Firefox.

4. Remember to clear the history of your computer for when the Wife, Hubby, Tranny comes home.

So there you have it a four step primer on how to get the most out of your porn experience on the internet.

oh and our good friends in la have started a sports blog of all things.  (yes we like sports) so read it and watch this video.  cos it has some nice gratuitous boob shots from sweet jess

It's been a long time

I know I suck but alas I've been on a computer hiatus recently but I will be back and now we've got sfd on the keys so everything will be kosher. 

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